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Kid Pees While Holding a Fish and Claims the Fish Swam into His Penis
This is where the story gets strange, he then says somehow, inexplicable, the fish swam upstream into his penis. So, he must’ve been holding the fish and his eel in the same hand? Or let’s just call a spade a spade, this kid shoved a fish up his penis.
ER doctors could catch the slippery fish with forceps, but they had to hook it like a kidney stone and pull it out…pull it out of his peehole. I hope this kid learns how to properly clean a fish tank…or just to not shove animals up his junk.
Carpenter Cuts Off His Member Building a Cabinet
“Help me – I’m bleeding to death,” the Telegraph quoted him as having told the emergency services operator.when the police and ambulance crews rushed to Keen’s home in Wantage, Oxfordshire, they found him and the severed penis in the bath, and immediately took him to the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford in a serious but not life-threatening condition.
Doctors have managed to reattach the organ, and said that he was in a “stable condition”.
“Stuart had a very nasty accident with a saw but he is recovering now,” his mother Edna, 84, said.
“He suffered tissue damage and had surgery to stitch him up which, I understand, was successful.
“I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident. I was in Somerset when it happened and got a call from the hospital.
“Hopefully he will be home next week and be able to get back to work which he loves.
“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.
“this was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession,” she added.
A spokesman for the South Central Ambulance Service said that paramedics had waited for police support because the patient was drunk, and a sharp blade had been used.
A hospital spokesman said that the man remained in a stable condition after surgeons had carried out an operation to reattach the penis. (ANI)
Dog Eats Owners Penis Romanian Man Mistakes Penis For “Chicken Neck;” Chops it Off, Feeds it To Dog
It’s the middle of the night in Romania. 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, can’t sleep because of a noisy chicken in his field. He hustled out into his yard to silence wearing only his boxer shorts.
Mocanu takes a swing at the chicken with his knife, and slices something….but it’s not the chicken’s neck. Macanu has sliced off his own penis, now his penis is on the ground a few feet away. Let’s me take a moment and think about these logistics, how low is this man’s penis? Or is the chicken on a fence…and then the question is how high is this man’s penis? and why is it a few feet away? a few inches sure…but feet?
This story gets worse, his dog runs over to the penis and eats it. the dog ate his penis. What are you feeding your dog that he thinks a penis is food? Normally, a dog will sniff something and then eat it…why does the dog think your penis smells like food?
Angry Wife Cuts Off Sleeping Husbands Balls While He is Sleeping
A man by the name of Huang in China decided it would be a good idea to have an affair with an 18 year-old girl and let his wife, Li, find out about it. She asked for a divorce, but he said no, and apparently in China, that’s the end of that debate.
Anyway, two years pass. Huang gets diarrhea and asks Li for some medication; Li decides this is the perfect time to slip her disloyal husband some sleeping pills. Huang passes out and Li proceeds to go to work on her husband with a fruit knife, completely removing his testicles.
After his wife’s arrest, Huang pleaded police to be lenient on her, because he somehow felt responsible for the whole thing. I guess Huang was responsible for the whole thing, seeing how he was unfaithful and got caught. but let’s look at Li in this mess. She waited two years, and surgically removed the whole package. that takes a whole lot of patience, this chick was planning that for years! You’ve got to give credit where credit is due.
Man Loses Penis In Peeling Machine Mishap
That sounds about accurate.
Dog Bites Penis
What his dog saw was a man holding a sandwich at waist level, which means it’s dog level, so he lept up and took a big bite. He bit of the man’s penis, the man had to be rushed to the hospital and the doctors were able to reattach it with plastic surgery. but this man learned a very valuable lesson…never tease a dog.
Man Shoves a Flower up His Penis
He plucked a Geranium from the garden, he didn’t put it in his hand, he didn’t put it in his mouth, he didn’t even use a vase, instead this fine specimen of a man inserted the stem of Geranium up his urethra. Now, that’s bound to make any girl swoon.
Unfortunately, for this guy he’s not a flower expert and was unaware that the Geranium has hairy fibers on the stem of and when he shoved it up his penis it tore his urethra to shreds. He needed to have surgery to correct the problem, if you ask me his penis is the least of his problems. What is the though process of shoving a flower up your junk? how you do walk to the girl with that? What kind of girl is dating this guy?
Who even likes Geraniums?Next time just use a vase!
Man Injects Cocaine In His Penis
See what happened to this guy is after his injection, his blood started to clot, he went to the hospital after he couldn’t get rid of his erection. So, on his third day in the hospital, the man’s erection suddenly went down, but blood leaked into the tissues and coagulated under the skin of his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest over the next 12 hours.
The erection was gone, but the clotting and gangrene resulted in nine fingers, both legs, and his penis being amputated.
No girl is worth that.
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